Who would win in a fist-fight between Mickey Rooney, Mickey Mantle and Mick Jagger?
Here are the considerations:
Each one in his prime.
Only one winner.
To the death or submission.
Consider all factors: Suseptibility to injury, intelligence, size, street savvy, ability to manipulate, form alliances, etc.
Have fun with this. However bizarre your choice, be able to support it with credible evidence. The winner will be chosen from among those responding (duh!) and the prize will be ... immunity from having to fight the winner.